NuTs anyone for nuts

I've been left with a half ton of nuts and a pallet each of apples and oranges from halloween.
Apparently the little fuckers don't want meager fruit and nuts. Sweets choc0late and MONEY!!
Feckin money they wanted. In fairness I did get rid of some of the fruit , hopping it off the little bastards heads as they ran screaming down the drive. I just have to perfect my peanut tommy-gun and then it's open season.