Viva la Recession

This feckin recession is great.
Not only has it got our elderly out keeping fit , marching up and down the streets of Dublin ,but a fill of heating oil is half the price it was a few months ago , you can buy a house for fuck all and still be happy knowing the builders made a loss . There's any amount of luxury cars and jeeps out there after been reposessed off the "keepin up with the Jone's" gang ,and they are all going for a song .

A lad was telling me that his super duper 3liter 4x4 all terrain cruiser , which he needs for his job selling xmass cards, has shot down in value. It cost him near 40k two years ago and he was offered only 10k as a trade in. The car salesman had to run for a basin after he told him , but it was only a fit of dry reaching he had.

Even Dunnes are offering loads of two for one deals to keep up with Lidl and Aldi. However I still love to hear that Polish accent after my trolleys gone through saying "That will be sweet fuck all sir." Yes long live the recession.


No Horse today can't be arsed and don't forget it's a recession.