Thursday, October 16, 2008

The Toothpaste Law

I'm sorry but I'm fuckin sick to death of the idiotic shite you have to go through getting searched at the airport. A half filled tube of toothpaste was taken off one of the lads because it was a 120ml tube and 100ml is the limit. The arguement went on for a while and of course the officials response was to go through everything else he had with a fine tooth comb. They will take a nail clipper off you and then let you buy as many bottles of duty free, flammable hooch as you want, to smash over the crews heads and have a fuckin campfire in the aisles. The mujahadin must be in knots at us all.

Who is responsible for it? I know those highly intelligent folk from bushland normally click a finger and our lads dance a jig ,but it's plain to see it's gone haywire. When you step back a bit and think about it, it's so out there it would make you giggle. You see it every day at the search area. 100's of people throwing their squeezed toothpaste and half empty bottles of aftershave into the securities christmas hamper bag , giggling and twitching to themselves.

The last time I was away with the boys we had just got through customs on the return journey when one lad realised he was wearing a belt he had for years that held a throwing knife in the buckle. But don't anyone panic they did find and confiscate his lethal dose of colgate thanks be to god.


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