Monday, October 6, 2008

The Lunchtime swarm

I'm just back from braving the lunch time swarm of school kids in town. Every outlet that sells any kind of crap take out is packed.I had to go to the garage which is a known grazing ground for this particular herd.They have to put on more staff at that time just to deal with flow and clean up the droppings.Things have to be bad when they even have a door man.

Of course the garage have encouraged this by making the habitat suitable for them ,plenty of hot chips ,burgers and any other crap they can shovel in and some nice little hidey holes around the back where the rebels of the herd can smoke and prey on any weaker ones that mistakenly pass by.I queued up behind five of them thinking I was'nt doing too bad and would be out of there soon.EH NO! five school kids has to be multiplied by how many are in the shop as you get a constant flow of kids passing stuff to their mates in the queue, little fuckers had me there for 30 minutes.

Whatever happened to egg and onion sandwiches that would keep everyone away from your locker.I never had one thing stolen from my locker ,then again didn't get many kisses either.Sometimes it was just jam but there was a lad in my school worse off than us all,bread and butter boy.Although in fairness to him he called them imagination sambo's and would open up the slices and declare with delight "a nice bit of roast beef today with mustard." I can't remember anyone leaving our school obese, today it's like walking around florida seeing them all gorging and waddling around. God love the health system in a few years talk about being weighed down.

Racing
We had no luck with the last horse but are still in good shape todays bet is at the 17.00 at windsor full victory at 9/1 good luck

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

egg and onion you lucky bastard