Tesco vs Lidl

I'm amazed at the difference in the shopping experience at both shops.I was at Tesco the other day with half a trolley of stuff , waited in the queue thats always there and handed over that super duper card to a girl with a face like a smacked arse who grunted swiped it and actually fucked the card back at me frisbee style, it stuck in me like one of those throwing stars, the wife was amused anyway.I was still kissing my hand better when she hits me with a 90euro bill pow!!Then off to the off-licence part where you get the lotto to an even longer queue where one girls permanently on the phone and the other with smacked arse face syndrome serves inbetween chats with the other.SWEETJAYSUS!

Then you hit Lidl where you come round with a trolley the size of texas with everything from drink,steaks to a science labratory kit and when you join a queue ,if there is one that is, theres no need to panic.As soon as they see more than 2 and a half customers the bells start ringing and out come the cavalry to clear you out quickly.The girls are always friendly smiling and after toting up your mountain your told "that will be fuck all please"Usually in a sweet european accent. I dont think Ive ever left there without a smile and usually some useless tool that will stay in my ever expanding toolbox.