Come fly with me

Well got through 9/11 without a misshap although just heard the sad news that the Asgard 2 went down in the bay of biscay.They still dont know what sunk her.I wonder if it was an attack.Thats all we fuckin need now is security at ferry terminals searching our bags for liquids.She took on too much water.I really despise going to airports now and especially anything to do with that shower at ryanair.Wont fly with them ever .So the one bit of normality we have left is the ferry if that goes like the airports "so long europe"
When you think about it though, say your flying to england.Most people are at least 1-2hrs away from the airport,you also have to be there 2hrs before the flight, nearly all these cheap flights are at 6.30 am.So your leaving the house the day before and bollixed when you get there.
After you've booked your 1euro flight plus hidden sneaky, theiving, fucking charges it comes to at least 60-100.And thats before they charge you for talking to them at the counter cause you forgot to check in online."oh and sorry sir can I just weigh that case"that'll be another 30euro each way.Unless you take out and wear all your clothes at once."Yes thats fuckin right I am Pavorotti".And if there is the slightest chance they can get away with it sorry sir your fucked we cant let you fly.Your better off just going in there with a saddle on your back and bend down at the check in screaming "RIDE ME"
The ferry is so much more relaxed drive or walk on.Whatever the fare says it is ,it is.Stroll around,have a smoke,stretch out and your still not going to be travelling much longer.Well thats my tip for today fuck flying or if you really have to anyone but the scum.