Biker Rally

Not so long ago they had a biker rally in a pub near me. They really went to town on the orgainising of it ,everything from spit roast pig to a tent full of strippers . I was more partial to the pig, it went well with the guiness.The strippers were giving me heartburn.I'm into me bikes so enoyed every minute of it and I have to say they were a great crowd plus it was for charity.What a great way to raise money, everyone getting pissed and having the craic.

There were all sorts of bikers at it and I was chatting to one of the hairy ones.He was explaining the Jackets of the club he was with.I was wondering why some of them only had a bit of the patches that the others had.I'm all the wiser now,its a bit like the ranking system in the army the more patches you have the higher up you are in the club so a big patch can tell a little patch what to do.

It seemed a lot more like a uniform to me than anything else so I think I'll stick the my biker club of one and i'll tell meself what to do . The only thing is everytime she's on the back it's an instant demotion.I tried to explain the rules of my club to her and tell her what to do but I just ended up having to get patched up myself, groan.